The Republic of Big Hole National Battlefield is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.631 billion Big Hole National Battlefieldians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Hole National Battlefieldian economy, worth 291 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,687 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, lavish state dinners in Big Hole National Battlefield City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Hole National Battlefield's national animal is the NPS, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Big Hole National Battlefield is ranked 58,254^th in the world and 1,007^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 24.15 flags saluted per person per day.